Nice work Robin. Gotham is safe again
from the Joker and his goons. Thanks Batman.
That was a close one. No kidding. Never fear.
Superman is here. Supe– Ooh God! Oh no.
Oh God, Robin. So where’s the Joker?
Let’s get fighting, right. Superman, you just crushed Robin. O-Oh. Are you
sure I did that? I think that must’ve been
somebody else. I mean– Somebody else? You just came down from
the sky like a damn meteor, and smashed him
like he was nothing. You’re stepping on
his young face. I understand why
you’re upset, and hey, I’m upset too.
I like Robin. I definitely…this is… I mean…who did this? We need to find
out who did this. Y-You did this. I just saw you do this. I think you’re mistaken.
I’m pretty sure while you were fighting the Joker, maybe
Lex Luthor swooped in from, you know, the left, and he took…
he crushed Robin with some sort of boy crushing machine,
and he crushed the boy– A machine specifically
for crushing boys? Or for boys. And then he
slipped him underneath me right when I was landing, and
then boom, I’m framed. I’m framed.
I’m the victim here. You know, maybe he was
going to crush you, you know? Maybe your lucky that you
weren’t crushed by his orphan boy crushing machine,
because you were an orphan too. You’re technically
an orphan boy– Jesus, you’re going to
bring that up right now? I’m sorry. You’re going to bring up
the fact that I’m an orphan– Well, I… –right now, while you’re
standing on the crushed corpse of my best friend
and Ward, Robin. You know, we need
to find his killer. You’re the killer!
You’re the killer! Definitely not. Just admit. Could’ve been a bunch of
books, you know? I mean– A bunch of books? There’s a library
right over there. Can you at least get
off his body now? Yeah, okay.
[Superman makes a gushing sound] Why did you make a
gushing mouth sound? Yeah, because I…sometimes
I make the sounds of what… it’s just like how sometimes
when I know what someone’s going to say, and maybe I’ll mouth it.
You know what I mean? Sorry, Lois Lane is
hanging, she’s dangling from a… Where? A bridge. Where? In Metropolis.
The Metropolis bridge. The Metropolis bridge? Yeah, she’s
dangling from it. I gotta go. Um, look so, who should I send
my dry cleaning– Get outta here! Okay. I’m outta here.
Up! God Robin. I’m so sorry. Batman. Commissioner Gordon. Thank God
you’re here. I have vital information
about the Joker’s hostages. Listen, Batman. It was my fault– Jesus Christ! What? I’m admitting that I– You just crushed
Commissioner Gordon. Okay. Now that,
I did not do.