We are in a plane
Who are you Let go of me
Service sucks on this plane Son, we are going to die.
You are going to die a virgin. What the fuck are you looking at?
Oh my god my hands are dirty Why are you not wearing pants?
Bunnies! I am clean!
Lufthansa Your plane sucks
I killed a dragon! Balls!
An axe can be used to cut down trees or dismember enemies or make sweet love to a woman.
Or make sweet love to a tree. What the f*ck am I talking about?
Too much makeup! Shit got hot!
YOLO Woodcutter Simulator
The struggle is real I can make a fist
Prepare your anus I have wood.
I have awoken. Are you still alive?
Not anymore! Kill the witch!
This is creepy shit! Home improvement at it’s best!
I have friends now! I put an axe inside a leg
Why the fuck would I do that? I am on fire
Fuck you are cute! I will not enjoy killing you.
What the fuck you want? I built a garden!
I’m living the dream! Bunnies like dead people and fire!
Deathtrap – How kinky! My friends are back!
You suck at fighting Let me help you
The healing powers of my axe! This is so romantic
Drop it like it’s log I built a wall
What am I doing with that head? I found a new hobby
I might have a serious problem Is that from Etsy?
What the fuck is that? You clearly have no sense of artistic direction
Who wants to play Tennis? Why are you floating?
Are you a ghost? What is wrong with that duck?
Sunset! Where are all these body parts coming from?
Seriously, there are hundreds! There are heads everywhere!
The heads are alive! This is so lovely
Did I win the game? Nothing like relaxing at a nice fire!
Fuck I fell. Where the fuck am I?
Who brought me here? Oh, that’s where everyone is hanging out!
Candles, how romantic! What the fuck is this?!?!?!
Holy shit! Are you playing Dance Dance Revolution?
What the fuck is this shit? You’re nasty, you need to die!
Like right now! Wow, this is so trippy!
I think I am high! F*CK!