Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Deal With Madison, Wisconsin

– Hi Mom! I’m in Madeline, Wasabi. Home of the Wasabi Bastards. Let’s go get a sausage, and have a good time. Are you joking my ass? Yum yum yum, let’s go to KungFuTea, get some KungFuTea cake. I asked this beautiful Biscansin babe for a yummy kiss, and she kicked me right in my […]