Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Deal With Madison, Wisconsin

– Hi Mom! I’m in Madeline, Wasabi. Home of the Wasabi Bastards. Let’s go get a sausage, and have a good time. Are you joking my ass? Yum yum yum, let’s go to KungFuTea, get some KungFuTea cake. I asked this beautiful Biscansin babe for a yummy kiss, and she kicked me right in my […]

PC Culture Comes To The Plantation

Now, I reckon ya’ll are wondering why I’ve gathered all ya’ll here today. It seems to me that there’s a lack of morale amongst ya, and so, for the sake of synergy and cohesion, I hope to get to the bottom of it. I am most concerned about the gender dynamics in the field work. […]

Why Superman Is The Most Dangerous Superhero (Superman V Batman: The Unauthorized Adventures)

Nice work Robin. Gotham is safe again from the Joker and his goons. Thanks Batman. That was a close one. No kidding. Never fear. Superman is here. Supe– Ooh God! Oh no. Oh God, Robin. So where’s the Joker? Let’s get fighting, right. Superman, you just crushed Robin. O-Oh. Are you sure I did that? […]