The ‘Growing Pains’ When Matthew Perry Drove Drunk And Hit A Tree

(cheerful music) – [Narrator] Carol’s getting ready for her date with Sandy, a guy who is not yet her boyfriend, because Sandy’s not trying to rush into any labels. Papa Seaver questions Sandy’s intentions, as sand often invades bodily crevices when you least expect it. Mama Seaver likes Sandy, Papa remains skeptical, and Papa ain’t […]

Overly Excited Tourist Can’t Deal With Madison, Wisconsin

– Hi Mom! I’m in Madeline, Wasabi. Home of the Wasabi Bastards. Let’s go get a sausage, and have a good time. Are you joking my ass? Yum yum yum, let’s go to KungFuTea, get some KungFuTea cake. I asked this beautiful Biscansin babe for a yummy kiss, and she kicked me right in my […]

PC Culture Comes To The Plantation

Now, I reckon ya’ll are wondering why I’ve gathered all ya’ll here today. It seems to me that there’s a lack of morale amongst ya, and so, for the sake of synergy and cohesion, I hope to get to the bottom of it. I am most concerned about the gender dynamics in the field work. […]

Why Superman Is The Most Dangerous Superhero (Superman V Batman: The Unauthorized Adventures)

Nice work Robin. Gotham is safe again from the Joker and his goons. Thanks Batman. That was a close one. No kidding. Never fear. Superman is here. Supe– Ooh God! Oh no. Oh God, Robin. So where’s the Joker? Let’s get fighting, right. Superman, you just crushed Robin. O-Oh. Are you sure I did that? […]