South Park Gets a New Theme Song Courtesy of Tegridy Farms – South Park

♪ Going down to Tegrady Farms gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ Friendly faced everywhere, humble folks without temptation♪ ♪ Going down to Tegrady Farms gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪Ample Parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor♪ ♪I’m heading on down to Tegrady Farms, gonna see if I can unwind♪ I […]

Randy Becomes a Weed Farmer – South Park

This old world is getting to me. There’s just no trust, no tegridy, so I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm, and I moved on out to a Colorado farm. Now it’s early to bed, early to rise. The crops are plowed and it’s no surprise. City folks are fighting, and […]

Review – Forrest Becomes a Racist

– OOH, OUR NEXT REVIEW CAME TO US IN AN EMAIL… – MM-HMM. – FROM “TOOMUCHTANYA2000,” OH, IN MADISON, WISCONSIN. – RACISM–A DISLIKE OF OTHERS JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE DIFFERENT. WELL, I GUESS I’M GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE MY OUTLOOK AND BECOME… A RACIST. FOR YOU, MY BLACK FRIEND. BEFORE I EMBARKED ON MY JOURNEY OF […]

Key & Peele – Country Music

HEY, ALL I KNOW IS ITS GOOD HAVING ANOTHER BROTHER MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. – HEY, MAN, IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU OVER. AND I THINK THAT YOU WILL DIG THIS. – ALL RIGHT. HEY! – HUH? – NICE GUITAR COLLECTION. – OH, THANKS, MAN. HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING? – YEAH, SURE. – ALL […]

Joshua Tree – Road to Hollygrove

(shutter snaps) – Oh my God, yas. Oh, yes, perfect. Okay, now look straight into the sun. – What? No, dude, I’m not gonna blind myself to get a good Instagram pic. – Yes, you are, Cam. Okay, this trip isn’t just about going to a Weezy concert. Okay, this is about loving yourself. You […]

Key & Peele – Baby Forest

– MRS. WHITAKER, I HAVE BEEN BABYSITTING FOR 20 YEARS. I’VE SEEN IT ALL. – THE THING IS, FOREST IS A UNIQUE CHILD. – EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE. I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. YOU DESERVE IT. – OKAY, UM… GOOD LUCK. – THANK YOU. [sighs] [eerie music] ♪ – GOO-GOO […]

The ‘Growing Pains’ When Matthew Perry Drove Drunk And Hit A Tree

(cheerful music) – [Narrator] Carol’s getting ready for her date with Sandy, a guy who is not yet her boyfriend, because Sandy’s not trying to rush into any labels. Papa Seaver questions Sandy’s intentions, as sand often invades bodily crevices when you least expect it. Mama Seaver likes Sandy, Papa remains skeptical, and Papa ain’t […]

Donsplaining | The Daily Show

male announcer: From Comedy Central’sWorld News Headquarters in New York…“The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” presents:“Donsplaining.”– Do I hit the ball good? Do I hit it long? Is Trump strong? People don’t know it. Nobody knows what that means. Right? He knows what I’m talkin’ about.[light music]– Last night President Trump was at another campaign […]

Key & Peele – Al Qaeda Meeting

– BROTHERS. BROTHERS, LET US BEGIN. I HAVE CONVENED THIS MEETING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING. WHY HAVE WE NOT TAKEN A PLANE IN 13 YEARS? – KHALIV. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. IT IS ALL BECAUSE THE CUNNING AND MIGHTY TSA IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US. – I DO NOT BELIEVE […]

Greta Thunberg – Inspiring Others to Take a Stand Against Climate Change | The Daily Show

Welcome to The Daily Show. -Thank you so much. -And welcome to New York City. You came here on a zero-emissions boat, and part of me thinks that’s because you love the climate; the other part of me wonders if that’s just your Viking heritage. -(laughter) -Maybe it is. -It might be? -Yeah. Tell me […]