PC Culture Comes To The Plantation

PC Culture Comes To The Plantation


Now, I reckon ya’ll
are wondering why I’ve gathered all
ya’ll here today. It seems to me that there’s
a lack of morale amongst ya, and so, for the sake of
synergy and cohesion, I hope to get to
the bottom of it. I am most concerned about the
gender dynamics in the field work. I’ve noticed that there
are very few women in Executive Cotton-Picking. Now, Rebecca I would love to get
your take on this serious issue. Well, sir, I said about
doing like you said, talkin’ to the ladies about
the implicit bias inherent in the selection of leadership
to open a dialogue. Amazing, Rebecca. You know what else I like
about what I just heard? She was honest,
specific and… Multiple Voices: Heart smart. Heart smart.
That’s right! Does that mean I can get
you to take a look at those freedom pa– Okay, Okay. Let’s go right and move on.
I want to hear from everybody. Uh, Coffee, are there any micro-aggressions
that you would like to broach for us
to address here? Yes sir. I’d like to address, slavery. As a whole. As a moral
and philosophical concept. Particularly in the instances
of violence directed at– Now now now, everyone please
watch your words. Some of this violence talk
can be quite triggering. Listen, youse the one who
whipped my wife to death. Now, I gotta push
back on that. Okay? Please use “I”
statements only, and refrain from using some of those
hurtful ad hominem attacks guys. Also, the past is the past. How are we going to have a
meaningful conversation if you keep talkin’ about
your dead wife, and my murdering of her? An eye for an eye makes
the whole world blind. We learned that
the hard way, didn’t we, James? I-I have a suggestion. What about the hot box? Now, James, I gotta
stop you there. You know I hate
that loaded term. It is a thermal
isolation chamber, and it is quite
relaxing, not that I’ve been
in it myself. Great, so, Sadie is going to come
by your cabins and distribute some
feedback forms. Go ahead and fill those out,
as if you weren’t terrified that I would kill you with
my two bare hands. Okay? Great! Let’s go and close it out the
way we alway do with a simple trust exercise. In 3, 2, 1. Oh my lord… I guess I won’t have to use this. Get the gun. Get the key.
Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. You know, I think we all
learned something today. I’m going to have to
tell Sadie 5 out of 5.

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