Kevin the Cashier at a Christmas Tree Lot

Kevin the Cashier at a Christmas Tree Lot


There are two weeks left
until Christmas and a lot of people are out buying christmas
trees so I decided to send my writer Adam to a Christmas tree lot
to play a cashier named Kevin. We set up hidden cameras and
here’s what happened.>>Kevin the Cashier, played by Adam. [MUSIC]>>Hi, can I help you guys?>>Yes, we are looking for-
>>A ten footer.>>Can you ring the bell?>>I thought you wanna help us.>>Yeah, but
you have to ring the bell for service. [MUSIC] [SOUND] Can I help you?>>[LAUGH]
>>I would like a ten footer.>>I think some of these
back here are ten feet. [MUSIC] See here. [MUSIC] Oops. Woops, timber.
>>[LAUGH] I’ll just get another one here. Timber. Hold on, let me get this. Just, hold on, there goes another one,
there goes another one. Hold on.
>>It’s a pretty tree.>>Yeah.
Do you guys have pets?>>Yeah.>>What kind?>>Huskies.>>This tree,
I think this tree is allergic to dogs.>>Really?
>>Some of the trees that it messes with them yeah.>>Isn’t this just a noble fir?>>It’s a noble fir but
it comes from a very noble line. Very funky.>>It’s what now?>>It’s very sensitive,
cuz it’s a purebred.>>[LAUGH]
>>What’s the difference between a purebred noble and a noble
fir that you buy at like Home Depot?>>At Home Depot, they mix
the trees together cuz its cheaper. So they’re not, these are like
purebred for like 100 of years.>>Ahh.
>>Yeah. What kind of trees
are you guys looking for?>>Like a nice green one.>>[LAUGH]
>>You wanna nice green one? Yeah.>>Mm.
>>[LAUGH]>>I don’t see any like that.>>[LAUGH]
>>Maybe like a nine footer.>>There’s one that might be
back here actually follow me. [MUSIC]>>I lost him. I mean, is there some sort of manager?>>He’s like a god**** mouse.>>Welcome to Santa and Sons.>>I didn’t know Santa had sons.>>I know Santa’s elves.>>Yeah, but I dont think there is like,
biological children. They’re like some sort of
Genetic experiment or something?>>[LAUGH]
>>You never really think about him and the missus doing it.>>[LAUGH]
>>But if he has kids, he is.>>[LAUGH] He goes at it sometimes.>>[LAUGH]
>>Do you guys ever name your Christmas trees?>>No, but I want to.>>Like Michelle Branch or Chris Pine?>>[LAUGH]
>>Or Michael Douglas fir.>>[LAUGH]
>>or like Spruce Willis>>[LAUGH]>>Or Spruce Springsteen. If the tree shortly cut. That’s one’s a stretch.>>We’ll take this one.>>You’ll take this one? Here, if you guys wanna go fairly I’ll
bring it out for you and wrap it up. [MUSIC] I’ll bring you up in just a second. [MUSIC] Somebody’s have machine that does this,
so we got help you?>>Can I help you?>>Yeah, do you wanna just grab that end? Walk around the bottom,
there’s a trick to it. Yeah, just bring it around
the bottom like that. My goodness, I grab it.>>Loop around the tree now.>>I’m just gonna grab
this piece under here. I’m gonna bring it around, we’re just. And there you go,
I’ll throw it on your car. [LAUGH]
>>So let me ask you, how much is this tree?>>That’s probably around 700.>>Yeah, see, [CROSSTALK]
>>I might be able to cut it into two smaller trees, and
then sell each for you, for less. And then you can put it
back together at home.>>Do what?
>>[LAUGH]>>Cut it in half. And sell you two smaller cheaper trees. And you can somehow put
them back together at home.>>Dude, I don’t know that. Dude you’re a trip dude. Let’s go.
>>[LAUGH]>>That comes with the base? The $34.99 one?>>That one is $34.99, yeah. But then, this one up front here,
those tree in front of it.>>Yeah.
>>They’re all part of the family, so we can’t separate the family.>>[LAUGH]
>>So, if you buy that big one, you have to buy that three children also. So yeah, these trees are that tree’s baby. I can keep the two siblings together. If you just want-
>>I just want the little one.>>This is the one that
you’re interested in, right? Would you want one of the kids with it? So that they’re at least two and
two going to the same home?>>No.>>No? You know what, let me measure these and see if they’re old enough
to be on their own. [MUSIC] So once they’re 4 feet they’re
old enough to be on their own, so let me just see here. That one is this could
go off by itself but these 2 are little young to be
out there without the mother. You guys just want this one alone, right? All right, I’ll try to get it out quick so that the others don’t
realize what’s happening. And then they’re just orphans now,
but yeah. I’ll be honest with you guys,
I don’t actually work for the tree farm, I work for the Ellen DeGeneres show. I was just messing with you guys.>>I was gonna say, dude.>>I was just messing with you,
I was just messing with you.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>Well Adam, thanks so much. We’ll be right back.

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