DIY Invisible Christmas Tree – Man Vs Pin #103

DIY Invisible Christmas Tree – Man Vs Pin #103


*holiday music* *squish* *running liquid* Welcome to the f*cking holidays! We’re here, we made it! Whether you like it or not it’s that time of the year again For ridiculous f*cking shopping All of the family drama, wrapping f*cking presents Sending Christmas gifts and cards to people you don’t give a f*ck about The f*cking 50 times you have to explain, to all of your family members about what you’re getting up to these days I make YouTube videos *Grandma voice* YouTube, huh? You can make money doing that? Yeah there’s like ads and like it’s a CPM and it’s, it’s real… *Grandma voice* Oh, I don’t understand all that It’s a god damn sham, all of it, but here I am, in my YouTube, significant, HOLOdays sweater with a little f*cking hat on participating in the whole god damn thing We got Christmas lights, all the f*cking tinsel you can f*cking want Doing our part as the f*cking cog in the god damn corporate, coca cola comradery that is Christmas Sh*t… What the f*ck is this?!? Speaking of corporate bullsh*t, what the f*ck is going on with YouTube?! People are getting unsubscribed, videos aren’t showing up in feeds. Do me a favor, take the next 10 seconds, scroll down, make sure that your subscribed. Smash that f*ckin’ bell right there and that will let you know whenever we put out videos, which is about twice a week. So if your not getting alerted, something’s f*cked, fix it! This is affecting us, so much so, that we don’t even have enough money to buy a Christmas tree this year. Have you seen how much Christmas trees are these days?? Holy sh*t. Alright, here’s a nice one. 279 dollars?? Are you f*ckin’ serious? This is just for the tree?? What in the actual f*ck is happening!? 375 dollars… 229 dollars, Santa you got to be f*cking kidding me with these prices. Talk to me. Seriously, c’mon. These trees, these prices, what’s going on here? What the– 99 dollars for you? Holy sh*t, Christmas got expensive! Ugh, f*ckin’ Christmas. Which brings me to this week’s project: The Invisible Christmas tree. Pin-O-meter what do you think, buddy? Happy F*cking Holidays by the way. Your enthusiasm for the holidays combined with that stupid hat make me want to grow arms.. and strangle myself to death. Amen… Amen. Alright, I went to the store and I picked up the rest of my supplies. Now the craft store, they were having a sale on these glass balls 50 percent off, that’s what I’m f*cking talking about. Now as the, uh, support system to hang everything on to, I needed to pick up this thing Uh…which is a large steaming tray, I think, that you use for barbecues But we’re gonna use it like this, to hang the Christmas ornaments With this you kinda- you, like, start in the middle, and then you kinda, like, you work your way around… in circles, I- I’ve read a bunch of f*cking bullsh*t This blog posts is just a bunch of f*cking mathematical, sciencey mumbo-jumbo, as far as I’m concerned. This seems like a god damn nightmare, but that’s… my f*cking life Happy goddamn Holidays Alright so I’ve got everything that I need: balls, fishing string, and little f*cking hooks. So, I got everything. Now I’m thinking that I gotta do it over here, on the other side of the room Here come along with me… *loud noises, as camera is moved* *whispers* Lord.. Jesus… Christ Alright so we’ve got our corner here, let’s uh, give it a go Take this thing off first. Huh? I got a step ladder here. Got our grate, so lets see how this goes up there.. Whoa… *step ladder falls over* *a deep inhale* Rob: …ahhh *door opens* Corinne: You OK? Rob, strained: yeah Corinne: The hell.. are you doing?? Rob, still strained: Yeah, I’m fine Corinne: Do you need me to uh, take you to the hospital? Rob, still strained: No, everything’s good. Everything’s fine, thank you. Corinne: We have 911 on speed dial Rob: Yeah, I know. Corinne: K Rob, normal: Thank you OK, alright, that’s gonna leave a bruise Holy sh*t, alright, try this again Now I got these little things, uh, which are these nails.. with little hooks on them? The NotMarthaBlog, that the idea comes from, uses all these f*cking chains and hooks and sh*t. But these, these things are perfect to hang this thing up with. oop..whoop… *nail thing falls on the floor* Sh*t Hold on, I got it, I got it. Ugh, nope, nope oop, ahh, ahh, aHH *grate falls on the floor* Sh*t That’s not gonna work, alright. Stay, alright, alright… sh*t, god damn this little f*cking step stool bullsh*t. Ugh, alright here we go Alright so I’ve got these holding this thing up and it seems pretty sturdy Good f*cking job Alright so now that’s up I gotta get these Christmas ornaments out here and then I’m just gonna take one of these along with this transparent, mono-filament, illusion cord pretty much some clear f*cking string and then I’m going to attempt to put that through there and just tie a little knot, if memory serves me, right and I remember how the f*ck to do that over and through and its like tying a shoe, right? K. We got that there, boom. Looking good, looking good. *ball bounces rapidly* *whispers* Jesus Christ And now I’m gonna take some of these hooks, uh really?? What the f*ck. Jesus Christ, I just need one hook! Are you f*cking kidding me? Holy shit.. Let’s see, uh, I’m just cutting, uh.. cutting this to some, uh, you know, some.. some length here, that I think is gonna work, If we want to get real f*ckin’ technical about it. just gonna make a little knot here at the end uh, I don’t know what that’s gonna do honestly, but I think maybe I put that through here? hmm, let’s tie it on.. Right? I thinks that’s it, that looks pretty good. Look at that sh*t, huh? Alright, here we go, the first one Whaaaaaat Look at that! Huh? They said it couldn’t be done. I don’t know who said that, maybe the voices in my head? I don’t know But we’re doin’ it! We’re doin’ it! Alright, let’s make some more. Alright, so now I’m taking this length right here and I’m adding a couple inches to it and then like a f*cking genius, I’m just then going to on cutting the string, adding a couple inches each time and tying them to the balls and this should be done in f*cking no time. This is f*cking easy. Ugh, god damn it. [Curse you] Glitter balls! Alright, putting one on this side here put another one there, right? Look at that. F*ck yeah. Boom, there’s another one. This is f*cking cool. Put another one there. huhh? Check that out. Now, after hanging 4 or 5 of these things I realized that I definitely did not buy enough balls. However, I anticipated this so I ordered online a whole bunch of really nice, hand-painted beautiful balls. They were scheduled to arrive today and I just got ’em. Now I wish you could have seen the f*cking disappointment on my face when I realized that I’ve ordered 80 dollars worth of tiny f*cking Christmas ornaments. These things are the size of quarters. Not even f*cking close and I ordered a whole f*cking god damn box. Merry F*cking Christmas I don’t even f*cking know at this point, I don’t even know. Clearly gonna run out of ornaments *sigh* *Rob consulting with himself* That’s not a bad idea. Who you talking to? *Rob thinks it over* This is probably a bad idea, but I know of some other ornaments in the house. {oh boy} Hm Alright, it may or may not have found exactly what I needed. What does that say frag-eele? What is that french? These are Corinne’s grandmother’s hand-blown, uh, glass ornaments Oh yeah, these are f*cking nice. That’s cool. Ahh, it’s gonna look cool! Alright, problem solved. And then you just continue on knotting and tying and scissoring and, scissoring? scissoring, no Uh, there’s really no method to this mayhem, or maybe there is, which is why there is mayhem. Huh, never thought of it that way. *door opens* Corinne: Woah Rob: looks go huh? I don’t know what the f*ck i’m doing actually *Corinne giggles* I’m putting this one right here, hanging this one over here on this side, and you can take some of them while there still attached and kinda measure out, kinda where you want them. Nice, that is looking good there. Sweet. Watch it, watch it, whoa, hello. it’s looking pretty good you just have to make like a “V” shape [upside-]down Yeah! Right? Looking pretty good, looking pretty good. Here we go. Uhh, it’s just pretty much a triangle. You’re just trying to get, like, a triangle in there. *fragile ornament clangs to the floor* sssshhhhh*t *whispers in relief* Jesus Christ that was f*cking close Hwooo! *giggling* Holy sh*t f*ck c’mon now ughhhHHRRRHHHH…! f*ck! f*ck! f*ck! f*ck! F*ck! What the f*ck Sh*t, there is f*cking glass everywhere. Uh, this is bad. Yeah, that looks f*cking awesome Aw f*ck These weren’t supposed to f*cking break I don’t know what to do, well don’t use these f*cking things anymore because they just f*cking broke off completely That one just f*cking slipped out Ugh. [Did] this one make it? No. 🙁 F*ck me, god damn it Ugh, sh*t, alright well that’s all I got for ya, that’s all I got for you this week. *Holiday fanfare* ‘Cause I’m not doing this f*cking sh*t again. I don’t even have enough ornaments. F*cking happy f*cking holidays to you, I will see you next week *snip snip snip* *Holiday fanfare stops* I’m gonna go f*ckin’ buy a Christmas tree. *chuckles* Ohhh, f*ck. *music* God damn it *music continues*

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